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"One sunny day when Jung was twelve, he was traversing the Munsterplaz in Basel, admiring the sun shining on the newly restored glazed roof tiles of the cathedral. He then felt the approach of a terrible, sinful thought which he pushed away.
He was in a state of anguish for several days. Finally, after convincing himself that was God who wanted him to think this thought, just as it had been God who had wanted Adam and Eve to sin, he let himself contemplate it and saw God on his throne unleashing an almighty turd on the cathedral, shattering its new roof and smashing the cathedral. With this Jung felt a sense of bliss and relief such as he had never experienced before”
- from “The Red Book” by C.G Jung
I’ve been laughing so hard and for so long over this it’s ridiculous.

"One sunny day when Jung was twelve, he was traversing the Munsterplaz in Basel, admiring the sun shining on the newly restored glazed roof tiles of the cathedral. He then felt the approach of a terrible, sinful thought which he pushed away.

He was in a state of anguish for several days. Finally, after convincing himself that was God who wanted him to think this thought, just as it had been God who had wanted Adam and Eve to sin, he let himself contemplate it and saw God on his throne unleashing an almighty turd on the cathedral, shattering its new roof and smashing the cathedral. With this Jung felt a sense of bliss and relief such as he had never experienced before”

- from “The Red Book” by C.G Jung

I’ve been laughing so hard and for so long over this it’s ridiculous.

sickgoddess:

ournegligentmother:

sickgoddess:

MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING TWO YEAR OLDS

Oh dear… the perils of piss-poor grammar.

u trynna start somethin

Not trying to start anything at all young lady!  Just pointing out how a lack of punctuation could spell disaster, that’s all.  I’ll highlight the text just to make sure it’s clear how and why it reads as though your parents are ACTUALLY fucking some two year old’s.

Not ideal really if we’re honest.

Oh and by the way - can I just say that’s the teeniest tiniest font I’ve ever seen in my life. 

Yesterday I had the pleasure of explaining an “automatic washing machine” to a 90yr old lady. She was genuinely amazed to learn about a machine that has different settings, reaches different temperatures and washes everything thoroughly before draining all the water out – all at just the touch of a button.

This is just one of the many reasons I love old people.

Yesterday I had the pleasure of explaining an “automatic washing machine” to a 90yr old lady. She was genuinely amazed to learn about a machine that has different settings, reaches different temperatures and washes everything thoroughly before draining all the water out – all at just the touch of a button.

This is just one of the many reasons I love old people.

sickgoddess:

MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING TWO YEAR OLDS

Oh dear… the perils of piss-poor grammar.

Nothing funnier than having your blood pressure checked is there?  Oh how those little treatment room visits light up a dark day!

Nothing funnier than having your blood pressure checked is there?  Oh how those little treatment room visits light up a dark day!

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An old one but something just took me back to it and I still cannot get my head around how it’s physically possible to get this pissed without having first spewed up your own pelvis bone.

Theme park fun for Nan

Well done Sir.